चहास्तोत्रम्

आमचे परम मित्र श्री. निनाद साने यांनी नुकतेच मला एक महाबलशाली 'चहास्तोत्र' पाठविले. त्या स्तोत्राची महत्ता लगेचच पटल्याने त्या स्तोत्राचे रचयित्यास मनोमन नमन केले. तेव्हा श्रीवागीश्वरीने प्रसन्न होऊन अस्मादिकांकडून त्या स्तोत्राची फलश्रुती लिहून घेतली. आमच्या या कृतीचा वाचक सुहास्यवदनाने स्वीकार करतील, असा विश्वास आहे.
ते स्तोत्र व फलश्रुती येथे देत आहे. सर्वांनी लवकरात लवकर हे स्तोत्र कंठस्थ करून त्याचे विधिवत् पठण करावे व चहामृत-रूपी फलाची प्राप्ती करून घ्यावी, ही नम्र विनंती.








विद्यार्थी लभते डिप्-डिप्, धनार्थी लभते फुकट् |
आरोग्यार्थी-कृते गवती, मधुमेही शुगरफ्री मधुर् || १‌ ||
चहास्तोत्रम् महासिद्धम् प्रातर्नित्यम् पठन्ति ये |
न तद्-कृते दिनारम्भम् विना-चाहं युगे युगे || २ ||
सायं-प्रातः पठेन्यस्तु, लभेत् सदा आसाम-चहा |
त्रिसंध्यं यः पठेत् चापः, इच्छाचाही तु सः भवेत् || ३ ||
भावार्थ‌:
१. विद्यार्थ्याला डिप्-डिप् चहा, पैशाची चिन्ता करणार्याला फुकट, चांगल्या आरोग्याची कामना करणाऱ्याला गवती चहा, तर मधुमेही मनुष्याला शुगरफ्री साखरेचा पण गोड चहा, या स्तोत्राच्या पठणाने मिळतो.
२. हे महासिद्ध असे चहास्तोत्र जे रोज सकाळी म्हणतील, अनेकानेक युगांपर्यंत त्यांचा दिनारंभ चहाविना होणार नाही (रोज सकाळी उठल्यावर चहा नक्की मिळेल).
३. जो सकाळ-संध्याकाळ पठण करेल, त्याला सदैव आसाम चहा मिळेल. जो चाप (= चहा पिणारा) दिवसातून तीन वेळा हे स्तोत्र म्हणेल, तो 'इच्छाचाही' (=इच्छा करताच चहा प्राप्त करणारा) बनेल.

Khan you answer these questions ?

Craze of movies and cricket in India (it's not much different in other countries, either) is at such a level that we idolize a good performer, and forget to keep his personal life and screen-/field-life separate. Both the fans and bashers end up loving/attacking their movie/game based on their opinion of the person.

The reason I am writing all this is, currently Shah Rukh Khan is under criticism for his comments about Pakistan and a political party has decided to take out their anger on his movie, My Name is Khan.
I distaste their way of protests, but I am equally apprehensive of his fans blindly ignoring the actual issue, saying "Yeh shivsena waalo ko to bahaana chahiye rada karne ko.." Although their way may be wrong, the issue can't be just ignored.

Various questions are raised about SRK's comments on Pakistan and related issues in recent times. Most of them are summarized in a long-but-a-well-written open-letter by Arindam Bandyopadhyay at http://www.blogs.ivarta.com/Open-letter-Mr-Shahrukh-Khan-SRK/blog-348.htm.

I hope Mr. Khan answers these questions soon, so that we can make a well-informed opinion about this great actor, but probably an irresponsible 'idol'.

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PS: As shivsena started attacking theaters, Maharashtra government deployed several of its policemen to guard them. Then the blasts in Pune, killing 9 innocent people, occurred. Some gtalk/orkut/facebook/buzz comments said:
1. When 40 Police person will protect one movie theater and 13K police will protect one Rajkumar then why we are so much surprised about Pune bomb blast! It's almost expected.
2. Deputy CM:-We had intelligence report about the possible terror attacks'. (Haaaa..Ha..I guess, they must have read it as 'theatre' attacks)

खारवेल: सुनीतिमान् !

देशाच्या खऱ्या शत्रूला विसरून स्वकीयांशीच लढणाऱ्या स्वार्थी, अ-दूरदर्शी राजनेत्यांना सुनीतिमान् खारवेल राजाचे स्मरण सद्बुद्धी देवो.

लोकसत्ता १० फेब्रुवारी
"कथासार"
खरा शत्रू कोण ?
http://www.loksatta.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=46477:2010-02-09-15-05-46&catid=61:2009-07-20-04-02-48&Itemid=74#JOSC_TOP


मगध देशाचा राजा सम्राट अशोकने कलिंग देशावर स्वारी करून कलिंगवासीयांचा पराभव केला. या युद्धात कलिंग देशाचे अतोनात नुकसान झाले. त्यामुळे कलिंगवासीयांमध्ये मगध साम्राज्याविषयी विलक्षण चीड निर्माण झाली. कालांतराने कलिंग देशावर खारवेल नावाचा राजा सत्तेवर आला. तो अतिशय पराक्रमी होता. मगध साम्राज्याला धडा शिकविण्यासाठी तो अतिशय उत्सुक होता. त्याप्रमाणे त्याने संपूर्ण तयारी करून मगध देशावर आक्रमण करायचे ठरविले. मात्र त्याचवेळी त्याला कळले की, ग्रीकचा राजा डेमेट्रीअस हादेखील प्रचंड सेना घेऊन मगध देशावर स्वारी करणार आहे. एका दृष्टीने खारवेलाला अनुकूल ठरणारी अशीच ही गोष्ट होती. परंतु खारवेलने अधिक विचार केला असता त्याच्या असे निदर्शनास आले की, शेवटी ग्रीकचा राजा डेमेट्रीअस हा परकीय आहे आणि मगधचा राजा आपलाच देशबांधव आहे आणि आपला देशबांधव हा शत्रू असला तरी त्याच्या पराभवासाठी परकीय शत्रूला मदत करणे उचित ठरणार नाही.
इकडे राजा डेमेट्रीअसलाही खारवेल मगध देशावर स्वारी करणार असल्याचे वृत्त समजले होते. एका बाजूने खारवेल व दुसऱ्या बाजूने आपण चाल करून गेलो तर मगध देशाचा लगेचच पाडाव होईल, अशी स्वप्ने डेमेट्रीअस पाहत होता.
परंतु खारवेलने आपला निर्णय ऐनवेळी बदलला व मगध देशावर स्वारी करण्याऐवजी तो डेमेट्रीअस राजावरच चालून गेला. डेमेट्रीअसला हे जेव्हा कळले की, खारवेल आपला आधीचा निर्णय बदलून आपल्यावरच चाल करून येत आहे तेव्हा तो घाबरला. कारण त्याला खारवेलचा पराक्रम माहीत होता आणि तो अक्षरश: भारतातून पळून गेला. त्यानंतर कोणत्याही ग्रीक राजाने भारताकडे वाकडी नजर केली नाही. त्याला कारणीभूत ठरले खारवेलचे देशप्रेम. ‘खरा शत्रू’ कोण हे खारवेलने वेळीच ओळखल्यामुळे परकीय शत्रूपासून मगध राज्याचे संरक्षण झाले.

Islam Khatare Me !!

On Nov. 3, 2009, Jamiat Ulama-e-Hind issued a fatwa against the singing of Vande Mataram. Union Home Minister P. Chidambaram was reportedly present at the convention.
My reactions:
1. We (a country which boasts itself to be a 21st century superpower) must decide once and for all - which rulebook is the largest democracy in the world going to follow: the 20th century constitution or the 7th century quran. Vande Mataram is recognised as the National Song and is given a status equivalent to that of the National Anthem Jana-gana-mana. (http://india.gov.in/knowindia/national_song.php). This means that the fatwa in question is indirectly defaming the nation itself. It is unconstitutional.
2. We (the only place in the world where all the 23 sects of Islam coexist, the only place where jews and parsis have not been tortured) must decide the limits of our tolerance regarding the growing intolerance of Jehadis. We have already truncated the National Song to suit them. We have compromised on the national flag and the national language. Where/when will it stop ?
3. The moderate amongst the muslims (who keep on insisting after every terrorist attack that the real Islam is not like this) must come out and do whatever it takes to correct this image of Islam being anti-India. (Thankfully a little bit is already happening: http://news.oneindia.in/2009/11/05/fatwa-issued-by-ignorants-muslim-groups.html)
4. Shri. Chidambaram has explained that he was not present while the fatwa was being issued. It's hard to believe the politicians in general, but even if we accept this, the question is what would he do if he were present - would he dare to walk out of the convention? And what action is he going to take - in the capacity of the home minister - on those deshadrohis after knowing about the fatwa?
5. Interestingly, the same convention has asked the UPA to stop appeasing the minorities.
6. So called secular parties like SP and Congress have once again attacked the so called Hindu parties like BJP for speaking up on behalf of the majority on this issue. This has a major side-effect: Politicization of Vande Mataram. All such issues of national importance have been gradually politicized and associated with parties like BJP. This gives an image that only one party is concerned about these issues and when it fails to deliver when in power, the cause is put on the back-burner forever, because the other parties won't do it, and the junta won't trust BJP anymore.

I would like to re-emphasize that the moderate muslims must decide how long are they going to be in their shells. The fundamentalists keep on issuing such fatwas by shouting इस्लाम खतरे में. The moderates maintain that their islam is not the real islam. In that case, I think the real islam (of the moderate muslims) is really खतरे में. and the onus is on them to save it. All over the world, islam has acquired an image of an intolerant, cruel, illogical religion. If the moderates want to change this image, now is the time.

विनाशाय च दुष्कृताम्

Narakasura became evil, in association with another asura named baaNa. Drunk with power, as he knew himself to be unrivalled in prowess, he brought all the kingdoms on earth under his control .. All the devas, led by Indra went to Vishnu, to ask him to deliver them from Narakasura. Vishnu them that he will attend to this matter, when he will be incarnated as Krishna .. Narakasura launched his great weapon, sataghini (a thunderbolt) on Krishna. However, it made no impact whatsoever on Krishna. At last, when Narakasura tried to kill the Lord with a trident, Krishna beheaded him with his Sudarshana Chakra (discus) .. This day is celebrated as 'Naraka Chaturdashi' - the first day of Diwali. (Source:Wiki)

This year Diwali came about one-and-a-half-month earlier.
Y. Samuel Rajshekhara Reddy became evil, in association with other evangelists. Drunk with power, and unconditional support from Sonia-amma, he tried to bring all the kingdom of the seven-sacred-hills under his control. He even dared to take the religious conversions to the holiest of the holy hindu shrines - Tirupati. All the Hindus of Andhra, led by Pejawara-Shri and other saints, went to Vishnu. Vishnu promised them that he will attend to this matter. YSR had tried to attack the Vishnu on the hills, the great lord ended his story by smashing his helicopter against another hill.

When I honestly expressed my feelings on the ysr news, one of my friends commented that it is not our tradition to talk ill of the dead. I just wanted to state that this is definitely true with respect to political enemies and all, but on killing a demon, we have always celebrated festivals - be it Diwali (narakasura-krishna) or Dasara (ravana-rama or mahishasura-durga). Our Gods are merely fulfilling their promise they made in Geeta - "my job is threefold" : (1) परित्राणाय साधूनाम् - to save the good people (2) विनाशाय च दुष्कृताम् - to eliminate the bad people (3) धर्मंसंस्थापनार्थाय- to establish the dharma !!

अखंड भारत संकल्प दिवस !

गत कुछ शताब्दियो से हो रहे सतत आक्रमणों में हमने गांधार (अफगानिस्थान), ब्रह्मदेश (म्यानमार), सिंध-प. पंजाब (पाकिस्तान), पू. बंगाल (बांग्लादेश), त्रिविष्टप (तिब्बत) ये अपने मातृभू के अंग खोकर उसे अपंग बना दिया है ।

अपने देश का क्षेत्रफल ५५,६२,८२८ वर्ग-किमी से घट कर ३२,८७,२४० वर्ग-किमी हो गया है । अर्थात अपना ४०% प्रतिशत भूभाग हमने गँवाया है ।

जहाँ-जहाँ हिन्दू घटा, वहाँ-वहाँ देश कटा है ।

जो-जो भूभाग हमने खोया है, वह राष्ट्र विघातक गतिविधियों में सक्रीय हुआ है ।

क्या इसी क्षत-विक्षत भारत के लिये ही हमारे पूर्वजो ने अपने प्राण गँवाये थे ?

अपने राष्ट्रगान में हम गाते है – ’पंजाब सिंध गुजरात मराठा द्राविड उत्कल वंग’ । कहाँ है यह सिंध? कहाँ है आधा पंजाब और आधा बंगाल ? क्या वहाँ भी यही राष्ट्रगान गाते है ?

१९४७ में अधिकांश जनता अखण्ड भारत चाहती थी, फिर भी क्यो हुआ विभाजन ? - तुष्टिकरण की नीति के कारण !! यह कारण तो आज भी विद्यमान है !! तो क्या फिर से विभाजन होगा ?

भारत अखंड करना है । अपने वीर क्रान्तिकारियों का बलिदान व्यर्थ नहीं गँवाना है ।

भारत फिर से अखण्ड होता है, तो अनेक समस्याए अपने आप हल हो जाएँगी
अपना सुरक्षा पर वार्षिक खर्च रु. ९०,००० करोड़ है । इसम बडी बचत होगी ।
काश्मीर, पूर्वांचल आदि उग्रवाद-ग्रस्त स्थान पर पयर्टन व्यवसाय की वृद्धि होगी |

हम सभी अपने सच्ची सांस्कृतिक विरासत का अंग बनकर सही अर्थ में भारत को वैभवशाली बना पायेंगे ।

तो आईये ! इस स्वतन्त्रता दिवस की पूवर्संध्या में सकल्प ले –

हम उस समर्थ, सशक्त, संगठित, अखण्ड भारत का पुनः निर्माण करेंगे !!

॥ भारतमाता की जय ॥

अनादि मी अनंत मी ..

Today is the 126th birth anniversary of one of the greatest of Mother India's sons - Swatantryaveer Vinayak Damodar Savarkar.

Most of us know him for his participation in the freedom struggle: his work as a student in Pune, with "Abhinav-Bharat" and as a member of India House in England; inspiring Madan Lal Dhingra to assassinate Curzon Wyllie; heroic escape from the boat near Marseilles, France; his famous court case and the double life-imprisonment; life in Andaman; and all.
Many know him for working to remove social evils of untouchability by opening Patita-Pavana temples, and cafes for the Hindus of all castes.
And of course there are his eternal poems.

Let's look at one of his poems: "अनादि मी अनंत मी .."
It reminds us that the basic rasa in Savarkar's poetry was the veer-rasa.

The background of this poem is thus: Savarkar was kept in the solitary confinement at the infamous Cellular jail in Andamans. The treatment given to the prisoners was inhuman. To further torture him mentally, the jailor had given him a special cell. It was all dark and cold, with a small window. And the only scene visible from that window was of the gallows. The jailor was trying to tell Savarkar that only way out of here is through death. Notwithstanding any of these, his veer soul sang out :

अनादि मी अनंत मी अवध्य मी भला |
मारिल रिपु जगति असा कवण जन्मला ||ध्रु||

I have no beginning, no end. I cannot be killed. That enemy who would kill me is not yet born

अट्टहास करित जाई धर्मधारणी
मृत्युसीच गाठ घालू मी घुसे रणी

I shall enter the war field with a mighty laughter.
I shall enter the war field to fight the death itself.


अग्नि जाळी मजसी ना खड्ग छेदितो
भिउनी मला भ्याड मृत्यु पळत सुटतो

The fire cannot burn me, the sword cannot cut me.
The coward death runs away at my sight.

खुळा रिपु तया स्वये
मृत्युच्याच भीतीने भिववु मजसी ये ||१||

And this foolish enemy is trying to scare me by the fear of death !!


लोटी हिंस्र सिंहाच्या पंजरी मला
नम्र दाससम चाटिल तो पदांगुला

If you push me into the cage of a fierce lion, he will start licking my feat, like a slave.


कल्लोळी ज्वालांच्या फेकशी जरी
हटुनी भवति रचिल शीत सुप्रभावती

If you throw me in the flames of fire, they themselves will move away and a cool radiance will encircle me.


आण तुझ्या तोफाना क्रूर सैन्य ते
यंत्र तंत्र शस्त्र अस्त्र आग ओकते

Bring on your cannons, your fierce army, machinary, technology, or fire-throwing weapons -

हलाहला त्रिनेत्र तो
मी तुम्हासी तैसाची गिळुनी जिरवितो ||२||

Just like the trinetra (Lord Shiva) swallowed the deadly poison halaahala, I shall swallow you up and crush your arrogance.

...

On the birth anniversary of the veer, I pray to the God to give me the strength to be a veer like him in all the situations, to be as dedicated to the cause as he always was.

...

There have been so many politically motivated attempts to malign the name of this veer, even after independence. But he and his sacrifice has swallowed up the enemy and crushed their arrogance again and again.
His work, his fame is definitely अनंत.
And मारिल रिपु जगति असा कवण जन्मला ?
Where is the enemy who can kill the Savarkar-Spirit ?

...

स्वातंत्र्यवीर विनायक दामोदर सावरकर की जय !!
भारतमाता की जय !!

PS: The translation provided is based on my tiny knowledge. Kindly give liberal comments wherever a modification is required.